Palin lays down law on neighbor reporter
Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin reported on her Facebook page yesterday that freelance writer Joe McGinniss is renting a house next to hers in Wasilla in order to write a book on her.
Palin, concerned about privacy and lifestyle violations, immediately spoke to police, who issued a series of edicts limiting McGinniss' activities and intrusions, including:
--no attempts to impregnate any female members of the Palin family
--no open discussion of the origin of dinosaurs or the Big Bang in front of Trig
--no attempts to "friend" Palin on facebook
--maintain a low volume on the radio while listening to NPR; also, copies of the New York Times will not be left out in public where Palin fans might catch a glimpse of them
--routine submissions to backyard touch football games and skeet shooting with Todd
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