"Did you pay the gas bill?"
"Mind if I call you Mother?"
"I shouldn't have had those burritos."
"Remember, Two and a Half Men is on in ten minutes."
"Here's one my ex taught me."
"Wuh-oh."
"Did...did I just get a text? You mind if I check really quick?"
"What do you think the guys are up to right now?"
"There. That oughta hold you another six months."
"I slipped the maid a twenty. She'll be back here in ten minutes."
"I slipped the manager a burrito. He'll be back here in--oh, that's him now."
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