Rapture-Fest 2011

To celebrate our last day on earth before the Coming of Christ and Doomsday tomorrow, I'm throwing a Rapture Festival. We've rented out the auditorium on Main Street, which is only available until midnight, when it will presumably be engulfed in flames.

Party highlights:

--we'll snag some of the locusts that will infest the world and use them to chase tequila shots
--a "Best Jesus Disguise" contest. Winners might get a chance to sneak aboard the Holy Spaceship; runners up get to take the leftover snacks to hell afterwards
--Rapture-Twister. What pose will you be holding when you vanish? We'll save a picture for you just in case.
--a piñata

Thoughts that ran through my head in haiku upon regarding a telephone mounted on the wall next to a toilet

Wow. That is something
I have never seen before.
I think I'll call Tso.